Ewan Spence

Perhaps the best determinant of your Muppet Classification however, is your partner: Order Muppets tend to pick Chaos Muppets for their life partners, cookies notwithstanding. Thus, if you’re in a long-term relationship with a Chaos Muppet, there’s a pretty good chance you’re Bert. If you’re married to an Order Muppet, you may well be the Swedish Chef. And by all that is holy, don’t marry your same type if you can help it. That’s where Baby Elmos come from.

Dahlia Lithwick, Slate.

Another live appearance by The Muppets, on an ABC chat show, with a special guest star joining them…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H3XGfGKJas

Is someone trying to tell us something?